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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How did Farrah Fawcett die?

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Why does my crush always looks at me in a sad way whenever I talk with other boys, and if he catch me staring on him then he go and flirt with other girls and then check if I am looking at him?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Is a monthly salary of 47,000 SEK before tax considered adequate for a C# .Net developer with over 7 years of experience in Sweden?

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

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Freaks and Cheeks

So they tried

Still no good

Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?

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